We at Lovetreats thoroughly enjoy chatting and interacting with our clients. Every day, we get lots and lots of questions about our products, how they are used, recommendations for sensual and naughty gifts and whether the packaging is as discreet as we say (It is!). But then, there are those other chat requests as well... This space is just a sneak peek into the daily lives of the Lovetreats chat agents Anita, Ann and Disha and the fun and laughter that comes along with our jobs. Please note that to ensure our customers' privacy, names are not disclosed and locations or other identifying information have been changed. So here are our most hilarious Lovetreats chats! Hope you have as much fun reading as we had chatting ;)
1. The one with the typo
Visitor: Hey I need something to Shit my partners mouth during bondage
Disha: Thank Goodness! I got worried there for a moment
Visitor: Hahahahahaha! Auto correct... Even I was like ewwww!
2. The one who is looking for something else
Visitor: i need sex massage can u help me
Ann: What do you mean by that exactly?
Visitor: i need boobs breast
Ann: We don't sell breasts. Or any other human body parts...
Visitor: can i hav lady for sex can u arrange
Ann: not that kind of site
Visitor: then wat can u do
3. The one with the cover-up
Visitor: I want to buy this vibrator. It is for my cousins sister... But can she use that. Is there any problem in using it?
Anita: Our toys are made of medical grade silicone, so they are safe to use.
Visitor: So there is nothing wrong using right
Anita: No, there’s nothing wrong with it
Visitor: Thanx madam... Actually it is for me only. I am staying in a hostel in Delhi. So can u deliver it there on saturday or sunday?
Anita: Sure :)
4. The one who just wants to chat
Ann: Hi there. How can I help you today?
Visitor: just want to chat where ru from
Ann: nothing else to do on a Saturday?
Visitor: yes im a single indian male im fond of chatting
Ann: Let me know if you have any product related questions I can help you with
Visitor: u from
5. The one who got annoyed
Visitor: do u have any site in which girls guys willing to have one night stand
Visitor: ohhhhh ok
Visitor: there should b a site where u sign in, update ur details like dislike, and if u got match and if interested than why not one night
Disha: maybe you can start it?
Visitor: dont get in my nerves
6. The one who was nosy
Visitor: Hey do u have rabbit vibrator?
Disha: Hi there. Yes
Visitor: Do you use it?
Disha: no..I use this - https://www.lovetreats.in/collections/vibrators/products/miss-bi
Visitor: Its too expensive babe
Disha: good things dont come cheap dude
Visitor: Do you have any bf?
Visitor: U sex with him?
Disha: are you my mom?
Visitor: Noo i want to ask u this thing
Disha: ask what?
Visitor: Dildo better or a guy ?
Disha: Don't you have a smarter question? There are others in the queue